Flowers v. Showers
She was constantly hinting that he would be better off with more showers and fewer flowers and it always confused him. What she really meant was that they should take more showers together so that he would need to buy her fewer flowers. He didn’t quite get the logic because he had chosen to focus […]
Flagrant Violation
It was in Thurman’s nature to be very, very bad, after all, he was a descendant of very bad stock.
Grandpa Thaddeus had taken it upon himself to malevolently impregnate every young woman in Field County, in the summer of ’52. He meant to put his blunt instrument to use in the way that blunt instruments […]
Better With Experience
It’s amazing how bobbing up and down like this can be so therapeutic, she thought.
There was a temptation to look up but she didn’t want to lose her place. There just needed to be something so…clockwork about the whole thing. You had to maintain a steady grip, find a comfortable position and get […]
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